Minnesota: North Star State
Minnesota: State of Hockey
Minnesota: Gopher State
Land of Sky-Blue Waters
The Star of the North
Glove It or Leave It
Explore Minnesota
Imagine an island where horse manure still litters the streets
The only state to enjoy snowmobiling and skiing in October
So close to Canada you can hardly tell the difference
If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look about you
Visit Hell, Paradise, and Climax all in one day
welcome to Michigan. did you remember your gun?
Hardly any annoying lizards or poisonous snakes
Where Ontario is merely a shortcut to New York
The Hideous Growth on the Forehead of America
Where used cars from Florida bring top dollar
The one that looks like a mitten, you moron
How many Great Lakes does your state have?
Our biggest bridge makes yours look puny
First Line of Defense from the Canadians
Michigan: the state with the upper hand
More than just boarded-up auto plants
Land of snow machines and bass boats
Have a Great time at the Great Lakes
It’s not the heat. It’s the humidity
Birthplace of Meijer Thrifty Acres
Try eating corn flakes without us
It’s called snow. Get used to it
Michigan: America’s High Five
No toll roads and proud of it
The Birthplace of Automotive