Do it here and you’re halfway there
To the stars through difficulties
First of The Rectangle States
Kansas: As big as you think
There’s no place like Home
Home of Beautiful Women
Stupid is the New Smart
Not Everything is Flat
Halfway to everywhere
The Pirate’s Kansas
We Know We’re Flat
Simply Wonderful
Bleeding Kansas
Land of Ahhs
The only state named after a standardized test of scholastic basic skills
Our water quality is slightly better than Central America
Our Liberties We Prize and Our Rights We Will Maintain
If you make fun of our State Fair, we will cut you
Where the one-finger wave isn’t an insult
Come to Iowa and Lose Your Will to Live
We will wear flip-flops in the snow
We’re nicer than everybody else
We Do Amazing Things with Corn
Land Where the Tall Corn Grows
Iowa: Land of James T. Kirk
Not as Depressing as Idaho
Iowa: You Make Me Smile
Fields of Opportunity
Iowa: Life Changing
A Pledge to America
Iowa: Cyclone State
Gateway to Illinois