Myth Becomes Reality in Arizona
The show me your papers state
Arizona: Right of California
Where most every vote counts
We’re 49th in lots of stuff
Get your Kicks on Route 66
Arizona: Sweetheart State
No tax credit left behind
A rich man’s New Mexico
We put the AZ in Crazy
Arizona: Dehyd-rific!
We’re so dam Hot
Valentine State
God enriches
If you don’t fit in anywhere else, you’re welcome here
Come to Alaska and club a seal on your winter safari
Don’t care who you are, you can’t sell us ice
You’ll be all alone when you die in the Snow
The land of glaciers, wilderness, wild life
Now we can see Russia from our front porch!
Alaska: Masturbation Capital of the World
I am working for Alaska’s best interests
See our Polar Bears, they’re going fast
Beyond Your Dreams, Within Your Reach
There’s nothing cooler than an icebox
For natures beauty and the bizarre!!!
where everybody knows everybody else
Alaska: Yeah, But It’s a Dry Cold
Alaska itself is an unusual state
Alaska: Come Freeze Your Butt Off
A snow machine in every garage!
Alaska Juneau The Last Frontier